Tuesday, March 17, 2009

what time is it?

1. A time or selected period during which a defecation occurs.
2. To "go poopy-time" is to have a poopy-time.
"I need to go poopy-time "

"That was a good poopy-time "

And if that wasn't gross enough, there's always the competitor:

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

meet 'The Tailor'

In all it's engrish splendor, the horror has gone global


freezer burn

Ben & Jerry's just created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for President Obama.
They then asked people to fill in the blank: For George W. they created "_________".
Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Impeach Cobbler
Good Riddance You Lousy Mthrf..k..r... Swirl
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese's-cession
Cookie D'oh!
The Housing Crunch
Death by Chocolate... and Torture
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts