Friday, September 5, 2008

moist towelette

This was just too strange to pass up. If you've ever wished you could somehow magically catch your farts in a sticker then this is the product for you! Here are the actual written directions and suggestions:

Peel off adhesive and stick Subtle Butt onto the inside of your underwear or pants, exactly where you think it goes.
Go for it, Let'er rip, Have at it, Cut loose, Break wind, Gas it up
When you're done wearing Subtle Butt, remove and discard. If any adhesive traces remain, use a damp cloth for removal.
Tips for Success:
You want all the gas to pass through Subtle Butt. So do what you need to do to ensure none sneaks around the edges.
Subtle Butt can be applied to thongs by wrapping and securing it around the back.

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