all I want for Christmas is....earplugs

Now I know what the taste of barf sounds like.

Santa loves Hot Pockets

Thanks to Tim in Maple Leaf for this gem! The first time I watched it, I swear it made my computer smell like burned popcorn.

Wee-Wee Wish You A Merry Christmas

Another weird baby product just in time for the holidays! This is a cute way of dealing with an awkward situation, except that instead of magically transporting the pee to the north pole, your baby will just end up getting himself all wet!

Word to your Grandmother!

This is the dopest choir in the universe. Things really get jiggy around the 4:07 mark.

Secret Santa Can Suck It!

Over at Humor Bloggers there's a gift swap happenin' and my Secret Santa recipient is none other than http://debbiedoesdrivel.blogspot.com/. So, Debbie, what I've gotten you for Christmas this year is a Gothopotomus! This one is a late adolescent male so be tender with him.

Generally Gothopotomi like to hang around in a cold, dark basement--often alone, emerging only to feed. With the proper TLC they can mature into rather loving adults. I was recently on a trip to Crackistan where I visited the Cracknational Zoo and got a prime photo opportunity:

Here, as you can see, are a Gothopotomus adult couple. They are often satisfied sitting around on the cold, hard concrete smoking cloves. Contrary to popular belief, they can be a quite sociable species when surrounded by others like them. So Merry Christmas Debbie at http://debbiedoesdrivel.blogspot.com/! Put on some Cure, and enjoy your new pet!

the doghouse

runway the wrong way

This look obviously went over well on the catwalk...not. It's hard to tell if he's just escaped from an asylum, or an airplane with a faulty parachute. Either way I still don't get why he needs a pair of Ray Bans and an Amish beard to pull this look together.

disturbear

This doll creeps me out. I find I don't really want to refer to it as a teddy bear, because I'm not entirely sure that it is one. It has a belly button and skin tone. I wonder what PETA would think of this doll. I've been watching all episodes of Arrested Development in order and couldn't help but think of Tobias and his term "Nevernude."

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