Thursday, December 11, 2008

Secret Santa Can Suck It!

Over at Humor Bloggers there's a gift swap happenin' and my Secret Santa recipient is none other than So, Debbie, what I've gotten you for Christmas this year is a Gothopotomus! This one is a late adolescent male so be tender with him.

Generally Gothopotomi like to hang around in a cold, dark basement--often alone, emerging only to feed. With the proper TLC they can mature into rather loving adults. I was recently on a trip to Crackistan where I visited the Cracknational Zoo and got a prime photo opportunity:

Here, as you can see, are a Gothopotomus adult couple. They are often satisfied sitting around on the cold, hard concrete smoking cloves. Contrary to popular belief, they can be a quite sociable species when surrounded by others like them. So Merry Christmas Debbie at! Put on some Cure, and enjoy your new pet!


  1. Oh good God in Heaven, WTF?? That first guy looks a bit like Meatloaf but worse. I am just speechless, a rare event, regarding the other two. I have a BB gun and I know how to use it, and I think these three may be worthy of a little target practice. Thing is, I have a feeling they may enjoy the pain.

    Well, I do have a dark, cold crawl space, but my grocery bill is high enough so they can feast on the spiders and other creepy crawlies.

    I will be sending them to your house for vacations once in a while.

    Thank you for the lovely Gothopotomi. I must say, they're original!

  2. PS - my word verification was DOOFII.

    Karma. Very bad Karma.

  3. OMGosh that is a very unique gift...
    hope you liked the gifts i got you!

  4. Ha ha! That is hilarious! And disturbing!

  5. That post came from a strange dark place at an acute oblique angle. I recognize that thought process.

    You should be careful about giving pets as gifts, though. Next thing you know Debbie will be stuffing your gift down the loo. It is already bad enough down there what with the smell and the copulating crocodiles. Toss in some Goths chasing down the cockroaches and rolling them in Zig Zags and the place would be unbearable.


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