freezer burn

Ben & Jerry's just created "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for President Obama.
They then asked people to fill in the blank: For George W. they created "_________".
Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
WireTapioca
Impeach Cobbler
imPeachmint
Good Riddance You Lousy Mthrf..k..r... Swirl
Neocon Politan
RockyRoad to Fascism
The Reese's-cession
Cookie D'oh!
The Housing Crunch
Death by Chocolate... and Torture
Chunky Monkey in Chief
George Bush Doesn't Care About Dark Chocolate
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I broke the law and am responsible for the deaths of thousands...with nuts

Veni, Vidi, Vomito!

I usually joke with friends about The Olive Garden and make fun of their shiteous take on Italian food by saying "Why go to The Olive Garden and pay them to feed you microwaved pasta when you can do it for free at home?" Seriously, I'll even put it in an SAT equation for y'all:

The Olive Garden : authentic Italian cooking :: Super Mario Bros. : the everyday life of a plumber.

Well, the other day I was pleased to see proof that I am not alone in this culinary disgust I have for TOG. This was featured in the best free newspaper on the planet, The Stranger.

go ahead, laugh long and hard

dollar menu inflation

sticky sweet

I didn't even know that you could get jam from a bean...but that's besides the point.

in the raw

I love the smell of Trichinosis in the bedroom. Seriously, this thing has zero support and doesn't even come in an underwire.

cross dressing junk food

Look! It's Asian food trying not to be Asian food! The New Standard--is that a good thing or a bad thing? What does that even mean? This dish is for when you want to eat health food but still feel like you're eating junk.

soft drinks?

I gotta admit it, I'm always entertained by menu flubs. It seems that no matter what is misspelled, it makes the description far worse when it's on a restaurant menu. It's terrific fun to then knowingly order whatever is misspelled...exactly how it's printed. Usually the waitstaff will give you some indignant look as if you're the dumb one.

veenah aht

There is getting creative with food, and then there is getting creative with food. I especially love the way the menu description turns English halfway through. Although not technically a typo, I just think these guys didn't know how to translate their idea. Never underestimate breadcrumbers!

pickle surprise!

I have to wonder if they would be sweet or sour pickles.

beach sexing

So I'm trying to determine the 'sex of the beach' and although I initially think creamberry to be unisex, anything with peach schnapps in it is automatically gay. My final decision is that this beach is in an experimental phase and doesn't know what it wants.

specifically light meals

First off: Because it comes in a cup doesn't mean you should (try to) spell it that way

Secondly: I've never once had the singularly distinct urge for hot potatoes. The fact that it's one of the four main menu items baffles me.

Lastly: Rainbow dog-jobs atop a sugar cone with a hairnet on it. Now there's nothing general about that.

king of the entrees

See where being cowardly gets you?

freedom menu

Zut Alors! I believe I have a new catch phrase here: I like my chicken...Ass Hot!

old faithful

The menu flub Chairman of The Board: Crap Rangoon!

a whole new sport

As terrific of a typo as this is, I am only left with the query: outshit or outshat?

keep him away from the kids

..."and much more." Why is Margarita Man naked from the waist down?