smells like teen spirit

Lorraine Peterson, I salute you! If I ever write a book, I only hope I can conjure up a name for it with the notoriously faithful charm that you are so gifted with. Your talent is spiritual gold. Pictured above is just one example from the most awesomely titled teen devotional book series ever. Other titles by this author include:

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?

If The Devil "Made" You Do It...You Blew It! (But It Doesn't Need To Happen Again)

Radical Advice From The Ultimate Wiseguy

How To Get A Life...No Strings Attached

Lord, I Haven't Talked To You Since The Last Crisis, But...

Trying to Get Toothpaste Back into the Tube: Making Choices You Don't Have to Undo

Falling Off Cloud Nine and Other High Places

Dying of Embarrassment--& Living to Tell About It

If You Really Trust Me, Why Can't I Stay Out Later?

Why Isn't God Giving Cash Prizes?

God's An Artist And You're A Masterpiece: The Mind-boggling Science Of An Awesome Creator